The Nugget: Mike Pirrit

Issue: 009 · April 2017 · 3 Wise Men About Town

No.9 Mike Pirrit

Under-the-Radar Guy · Well-Travelled Guy · Sports Guy · Top Guy

Keep it on the down-low, but Mike Pirrit is the man to see when you need to find someone. As a licensed private investigator he finds people for all sorts of organisations for all sorts of reasons – most of which can’t be talked about here.

However, a typical day for Mike could see him start off in a lawyer’s office and end up in a forest, so his gear needs to not only be good looking but also hardworking. That’s why he loves our slim-fit, button-fly premium selvedge denim jeans ($120), this 100% cotton Prince of Wales check shirt (The Cardiff $120) and our brand new navy cotton blazer (The Dalston $400).

Mike reckons being a P.I. is a tough but interesting job that often involves rocking up and door knocking in potentially threatening situations. Lucky then, he is a people person - able to sum goodies and baddies up in a split second. Mind you, he’s had good training working as a police sergeant for nine years - a job that also took him on some interesting missions.

Perhaps none more so than to India to play for a local rugby team, and then to Pakistan to coach their national team. Rugby that is, not cricket, coaching the mighty “Greenshirts” against heavyweights China, Guam, and Sri Lanka.

Living on the subcontinent made Mike appreciate life back here and he loves spending time with his wife and three kids. He also likes to stay in shape - clearly not eating too many donuts on stakeouts ‘cause he’s as fit as a fiddle. Well he’d have to be to compete nationally in stand up paddle-boarding races, put ‘10,000 bloody hours’ into sanding his 1930s boat - the Rere Moana - entirely by hand, and still be able to chase baddies for up to two kilometres on foot. Phew!

Here’s even more interesting stuff we found out about our mate Mike after we did a bit of private investigating ourselves.

Quick Questions

  1. Sporting/concert event you’d travel back in time for? The Rumble in the Jungle. Courage above anything else from Ali.
  2. Last supper meal? South Indian breakfast. Idli, Masala Dosai and poori with all the sambal and chutneys. So good.
  3. Best ever dinner party guests? Oscar Wilde, Margaret Thatcher, Gandhi, Grandma.
  4. First ever concert? Icehouse. Kensington Stadium, Whangarei. Very exciting night pretending to be grown up.
  5. Favourite ever album/band? Born in the USA. The Boss.
  6. Finish the sentence: No man should ever wear… A knife to a gun fight.
  7. Beer or wine?/Stones or Beatles? Both/Does anyone choose option B?
  8. Magnum P.I. or Miami Vice? Magnum any day of the week.
  9. Favourite ever cop/spy movie? Dirty Harry. I think he taught me to fight.
  10. Favourite city? Kolkata. I always feel in a time warp there. Amazing city. Closely followed by Lahore.
  11. Never travel without my… Gun. Oops I mean my passport.
  12. Favourite 3 Wise Men piece of kit? These Bertie Clyde soft sole tan leather boots ($250), although I’m angling for one of these leather satchels ($300).
  13. What was the last lie you told? I don’t want any ice-cream thanks.
  14. Best way to catch a baddie? Social media, because baddies forget that invisibility is a superpower.
  15. Person who’s influenced you the most (not your family) and why. A grumpy bugger called Pene Reuben. He told me do your 100% best at work then switch off at home. Strong advice on both sides of that.
  16. Best life lesson/Life motto? You get back what you put in.
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